who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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