So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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