Where are you?
In a non slutty way
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
