i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
