I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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