no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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