PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she told me i tasted like america
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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