Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.

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(810): View more from Michigan

i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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(209): View more from California

We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem

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(812): View more from Indiana

Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on

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(713): View more from Texas

You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"

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(443): View more from Maryland

Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis

(828): View more from North Carolina

How high are you exactly

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(330): View more from Ohio

That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...

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