Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we're making bets on your personal life
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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