Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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