Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.