ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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