Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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