At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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