spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He better not be in your backpack
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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