So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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