Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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