she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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