I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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