I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she peed on how many people?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
