He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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