are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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