worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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