Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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