it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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