I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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