Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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