She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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