what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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