jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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