After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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