I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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