why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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