Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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