So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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