Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
