redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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