Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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