She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
