Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
PANTIES FOUND
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