My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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