well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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