carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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