Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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