You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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