Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She needs sedatives and a leash
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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