Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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