Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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