I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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