What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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