we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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he asked for my myspace name.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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