I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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