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her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man

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(703): View more from Virginia

just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.

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(907): View more from Alaska

We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"

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(702): View more from Nevada

I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him

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(218): View more from Minnesota

WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.

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(914): View more from New York

Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready

(413): View more from Massachusetts

I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn

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