captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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