"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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