Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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