Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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