White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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