It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I think I just sharted jello shots
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