Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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