i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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