Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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