Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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